Johnny Drama quotes and clips

Only a few more days until Entourage kicks off season five on HBO. We are pumped and can’t wait to hang out with Vince and the boys once again.

All week we have been trying to get you stoked as well.

First there was the impressive list of Babes of Entourage and then there were some photos from the premiere party.

Now it is time to get to one of the best parts of the whole show. Johnny Drama.

Here are some of his best quotes and some video clips.


Johnny Drama Quotes

Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.

Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean… you know… you have sex and… that’s it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That’s the only kinda sex I have.

Johnny Drama: His tears will basically act as the lubricant.

Johnny Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I’m saying?

[the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean]
Turtle: What direction is that?
Johnny Drama: That’s east, you idiot.
Eric: It’s west, idiot.
Johnny Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, I mean, in New York it’s east.

Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I’d take it in the ass for an Oscar.
Turtle: You’d take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.

Drama: Back off a little, you’re too close!
Turtle: We’re two cars back. What do you want from me?
Drama: Always keep two-fifths of a block between you and your subject.
Turtle: Oh what, you’ve done this before Drama?
Drama: Too many times Turtle, too many times.

Drama: I’ve been working steady for the past twelve years, minus the last three.

Drama: Nah, bro, he didn’t look puffy at all… He was lookin’ reeeeal good.

Drama: Turtle, if you can’t get laid here, turn your dick in.

Drama: North of Ventura Boulevard is hell’s waiting room.

Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend. Until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I’m saying?

Drama: Smart move E, you’re going to need all your facilities.

Drama: You gave her the “wave-nod,” bro… She could smell your desperation from the door.

Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken… She might have balls, Your Honor…. She’s a HE, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite; something that just ain’t right.

Drama: I could already see his future. He’s going to move in with Sloan, drive her daddy’s Bentley and join a country club that restricts us.

Drama: It’s crazy coming down here not strapped.

Drama: You should’ve started dating her next week, bro. Could have saved yourself some coin.

Drama: I’ll have the Barry Manilow CD ready for you.

Drama: That’s not mean. ‘Mean’ is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I [had anal sex with her].

Drama: Well, whenever you’re about to shoot, you get butterflies. But if you prepare to take care of your instrument, what can go wrong? Tony Danza taught me that.

Drama: Viking Quest convention, ’99, a guy from Orlando offered me $50 to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvold costume.

Drama: What if I fly myself out, put myself up, and give you a little something? If I don’t deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long as I’m on the call sheet and listed on IMDB, we’re all good. Such is my passion for movies.